You are cordially invited to celebrate the wedding of Princess Beluga Appaloosa to Mr. Bunyip Peter Dragonhole, on Saturday the seventh day of August, 2049, at the Lompoc Ritz-Carlton Hotel. A reception will be held after the ceremony in the Grand Cartesian Ballroom. Gifts are not required, but if any are presented, the bride and groom ask that they not be sentient.