Fountains of Fire Middle School sounds like a scary place, and it is. Named for the first settlement in the area, itself named for the artificially-active vulcanism of the adjacent mountain range, it is no longer part of the Solview Basin Unified School District. Now FoFMS is administered directly by the Juvenile Justice Court of Olympus Mons County, and I’m enrolled for fifteen years of hard eighth grade. I don’t even get a locker.